I got roped into going to the fantasy baseball shrink's office...
Shrink: How long have you been addicted to fantasy baseball?
Dough: How long have you been wearing 'wing tips' ?
Shrink: That's a long time. Are you good?
Dough: In fantasy, we go year by year. So, I suck.
Shrink: Then why do you play?
Dough: To prove I don't suck...that bad. And one of these years...
Shrink: Finish that sentence....
Dough: One of these years I'm going to have the perfect draft.
Shrink: Is the perfect draft obtainable?
Dough: Hell No! It'd be like shooting an 18 in golf. But if coming close, I'd be damned happy.
Shrink: Is this what makes you most happy in your life?
Dough: Happiness is having three of your players get home runs and stolen bases in the same game while your pitcher throws a shutout.
Shrink: Wow, you do need help.
Dough: Blah Blah Blah
Alright, I'm going to give you a list of names, you tell me the first thing that pops into your head...
Dough: Alright
Shrink: Tatis
Dough: Shoulder
Shrink: Trea Turner
Dough: Five categories
Shrink: Guerrero:
Dough: Big, big Ass...not his personality...He's just got a huge Ass.
Shrink: deGrom
Dough: Mets
Shrink: Freeman
Dough: Boringly good
Shrink: Harper
Dough: Analytics darling
Shrink: Soto
Dough: Analytics God
Shrink: Draft
Dough: Wahoo!
Shrink: You do need help. Same time next week, alright?
Dough: Yep. But I'm bringing my phone. I may be up in the draft
Shrink: (sighing) Yea, you need a lot of help
A Visit to the Shrink
A Visit to the Shrink
On my tombstone-
Wait! I never had the perfect draft!
Wait! I never had the perfect draft!
Re: A Visit to the Shrink
Dough went to the same guy.
Shrink said whats your problem Esh
Esh: Connecticut
Hope I dont lose my fantasy life over politics Love your stuff dough
ESH
Shrink said whats your problem Esh
Esh: Connecticut
Hope I dont lose my fantasy life over politics Love your stuff dough
ESH
Re: A Visit to the Shrink
Stupid politics.
It's all anybody wants to talk about.
The Republicans.
The Democrats.
Both make me proud to be Independent.
My friends say I've got a one track mind.
They're right.
No shrink is ever going to help me.
If anything, with the way the world is today, reality pales to fantasy.
Thanks Esh.
Always happy hearing from you.
It's all anybody wants to talk about.
The Republicans.
The Democrats.
Both make me proud to be Independent.
My friends say I've got a one track mind.
They're right.
No shrink is ever going to help me.
If anything, with the way the world is today, reality pales to fantasy.
Thanks Esh.
Always happy hearing from you.
On my tombstone-
Wait! I never had the perfect draft!
Wait! I never had the perfect draft!