Ben Sheets Sucks A**

Glenneration X · Post by **Glenneration X** » Sun May 02, 2010 7:30 am

I can't believe this is the same pitcher I've watched dominate his whole career during those rare times he's been healthy. Is there any way he is healthy right now?

I was smart enough to draft him for multiple teams :rolleyes: . Now, I didn't expect him to last the entire season. After all, a hangnail or a splinter can happen at any moment. Still, I expected quality innings until the inevitable 60-day DL visit.

What the hell??

Glenn

[ May 02, 2010, 01:32 PM: Message edited by: Glenneration X ]

Red Sox Nation · Post by **Red Sox Nation** » Sun May 02, 2010 7:36 am

Sheets is a ***** piece of ****** s***!!!!

17 ER 7 IP this week. Thank you for the double start you ******* ********

GOD Loves You · Post by **GOD Loves You** » Sun May 02, 2010 7:51 am

How about having Sheets and Edwin Jackson together this week??? Thankfully it's my worst team or I might care a lil.

team z · Post by **team z** » Sun May 02, 2010 8:10 am

Hey at least your suck pitcher was drafted, I went out of my way to pick up Pelfrey.

TOXIC ASSETS · Post by **TOXIC ASSETS** » Sun May 02, 2010 8:55 am

Sheets is the gamble to end all other gambles. Chalk it up to....you made a BAD pick and it won't happen again.

Gekko · Post by **Gekko** » Sun May 02, 2010 9:00 am

Originally posted by Red Sox Nation:

Sheets is a ***** piece of ****** s***!!!!

17 ER 7 IP this week. Thank you for the double start you ******* ******** are u dropping him today?

Red Sox Nation · Post by **Red Sox Nation** » Sun May 02, 2010 9:06 am

Originally posted by Gekko:

quote:Originally posted by Red Sox Nation:

Sheets is a ***** piece of ****** s***!!!!

17 ER 7 IP this week. Thank you for the double start you ******* ******** are u dropping him today? [/QUOTE]If EY2 was available I would say yes. The more likely scenario is that this piece of s**t rots on the bench for a week or two until I drop him.

eddiejag · Post by **eddiejag** » Sun May 02, 2010 9:35 am

I dont have that piece of Sheet in any of my 14 leagues and loving every minute of the agonoy.

What a bum and he's on that one year contract where the A's are suppose to trade him to a contender later in the year but that didnt expect this.If he was a free agent i would skip right by him. Enjoy.

Frozen Tundra · Post by **Frozen Tundra** » Sun May 02, 2010 4:08 pm

Originally posted by Glenneration X:

I can't believe this is the same pitcher I've watched dominate his whole career during those rare times he's been healthy. Is there any way he is healthy right now?

I was smart enough to draft him for multiple teams :rolleyes: . Now, I didn't expect him to last the entire season. After all, a hangnail or a splinter can happen at any moment. Still, I expected quality innings until the inevitable 60-day DL visit.

What the hell??

Glenn He's done in my team until he can show he can pitch. I'd rather put a DL pitcher out there over this garbage...

I thought the Doug Davis mess last week would have been the worst hit for my team's ERA all year. I was dead wrong, although the dude who had Jackson and Sheets is definitely feelin a lot worse

Harden could be this weeks's Ben Sheets this coming week. I'd be super happy with 8 ER in two starts.

Chameleon · Post by **Chameleon** » Mon May 03, 2010 2:48 am

I think I might top you all ... Sheets AND Hochevar in the same week.

Can anyone add a Johan Santana to the mix, and we might have a winner.

I only got Sheets in 1 of 3 leagues, and I actually had him on the cut list last night, but the claim didn't go through. He will be cut in the very near term, and he'll be forever more "un-ownable" in any format, all the time.

Kinda like Oliver Perez and a few others in my world.

Glenneration X · Post by **Glenneration X** » Mon May 03, 2010 3:05 am

Originally posted by TTBoy:

I think I might top you all ... Sheets AND Hochevar in the same week.

Can anyone add a Johan Santana to the mix, and we might have a winner.

I only got Sheets in 1 of 3 leagues, and I actually had him on the cut list last night, but the claim didn't go through. He will be cut in the very near term, and he'll be forever more "un-ownable" in any format, all the time.

Kinda like Oliver Perez and a few others in my world. I have Sheets & Hochevar together on THREE teams!!!

Worst of all, this includes a Main Event team!!!

That team also had King Felix, Scherzer, Norris, and worst of all Octavio Dotel & Jim Johnson contribute mightily to the cause this week. Throw in the fact that Jurrjens came up lame & you can guess how much love I got from the pitching side of things this scoring period.

When last checked yesterday, I had a total of 6.5 pitching points for that team.

At least I can't drop too much more on that side of the standings.....all up from here!

Glenn

[ May 03, 2010, 09:07 AM: Message edited by: Glenneration X ]

Draftboard Guy · Post by **Draftboard Guy** » Mon May 03, 2010 8:32 am

This has got to be the funniest topic ever on the message boards. I can't stop laughing! I mean no disresepect to anyone, as I have been there too. I just can't stop laughing!

Let's make this a weekly feature.

whipsaw · Post by **whipsaw** » Sat May 08, 2010 11:15 am

So who had the nuts to start Sheets this week against the best team in baseball? I own him on multiple teams and started him nowhere.