It's The MTM NFBC Vegas Party, Baby! Friday, 3/20/20 at The Bellagio!
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:33 am
YES, IT'S BACK and destined to be better than ever! The NFBC will again not be returning to the Bellagio this year, but the party, and quite frankly the best damn social event of the entire two weeks of NFBC live events, will be! And it's now just a mere SEVEN WEEKS AWAY! Greg is once again stepping to the plate on our behalf, to reserve us our fabulous penthouse suite with the spectacular lake view and balconies as we have come to enjoy over the last several years.
So the tradition will continue with my FIFTH installment already out there in Sin City this time on Friday evening the 20th after the completion of most of the live events of the day over at the Park MGM. And I don't want to hear any bullshit excuses about the five minute tram ride over...and God forbid most of you reading this got a little exercise once in a while and walked the mile or so over to the Bellagio from the squalor of the tenement district of the Park MGM. Just do like Tom does and pretend that there will be a hot babe you don't have to pay for with a case of Snickers Bars there waiting for you. That should light a fire under your collective lazy asses! You could also use the next several weeks getting in shape to help make the trek a little easier. Start with maybe the "Buns of Steel" videos and work your way up to a Thigh Master or something. I also heard that Semsel may be setting up his own personal, NFBC Rickshaw service to shuttle you guys back and forth to help out this year. So I am hoping that as many of my fellow fanatics and NFBC brethren will put this on their schedules to join me for a great evening of late night festivities. For all of you who attended last year, a great time was had by all as always. This being Vegas, and with so many of us getting together who really don't get a chance to see each other very often, let alone ever meet in person in the first place, there again needs to be a party worthy of the NFBC and in the true MTM tradition of fun, food, drink, light to medium debauchery which may include but not be limited to a small contingent of some of midwestern prostitutes who will be open to offering Wisconsin Dust Storms to anyone who is game if I can arrange it. Again, I encourage one and all NOT to research into this too much as you may be a bit taken aback about the actual notion of something called "Wisconsin Dust Storms" being available at this party. Maybe I should just settle for Jenny Butler jumping out of a cake.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I do realize that the mere mention of exploiting such a sweet, innocent Ohio girl like fellow NFBC competitor, Jenny Butler, could be construed as terribly un-PC especially given the #metoo era that we are all living in. But rest assured, Jenny is under no pressure or obligation whatsoever to jump out of a cake...wherever this fucked up, deviant, and sexually deranged idea originally came from.
As a matter of fact, I gave her the option of just attending topless, and she chose to go that route instead. And lucky for me. Do you realize the cost of cakes these days, especially human size ones? And let's not forget the legal fees I'd be destined to incur. But I digress...
There will plenty of room to mingle, bullshit, trash-talk, take photos, get draft advice from me, etc. at your leisure for as long as you'd like that evening. There will be music, beverages, cigars, and I'll again have some draft results up on the big screen T.V. for all of us to debate about, especially the MTM Ultimate which will have taken place the week before in NYC. There will again be a full open bar like last year, and a delicious catered spread, so come both thirsty and hungry!
Now as much as I'd love to foot the remaining tab for this little riot, who the fuck do you think I am? David Einhorn?!!
In this rare video from his youth, David Einhorn as a child plays one of his favorite kids games he made up with his neighborhood friends:
"Wheeeee Money!"
But this time next year, it will be all on me in celebration of my great victory and crowning as The People's Champion after I win my first overall Main Event title! [EDITOR'S NOTE: Mike said the same thing last year, and he didn't win jack shit.] So this being said, based on what it ran me last year minus the price of the room, it's only going to be about $100 a head this year all inclusive. I may also add a $25 per head tolerance service fee for all the bullshit that I need to put up with just to make this thing go down without a hitch, including my mood relaxers for dealing with Greg each year.
So if you're planning on being in Vegas this year, and would like to be a part of the festivities, please post your name to this thread. I will then decide if you have my permission and are worthy enough to attend.
So let's get this rolling! I'd like to have about 40 minimum, and we can have as many as 50, so the more the merrier as far as I'm concerned. All are welcome, including significant others if you would like to subject them to this type of torture. I'll be sending out some personal invites via texts and PM's, but let's get things started here.
If you want in, I'm starting to collect fees for this now since I have to leave deposits for the catering etc. You can PayPal or Venmo me the funds to [email protected] or @Michael-Massotto respectively...or feel free to send money to both if you would like.
Nothing like a nice lake view of the fountains from the balcony while you're out smoking a premium cigar and sipping some fine bourbon or scotch?
Anyone else getting excited yet? So who wants in? Please let me know ASAP. I know many of you have been asking me for weeks about this, but I can't remember everyone, so get back to me again. You can PM me, text me, or even DM me via Twitter @MikeMassotto with any questions or if you want me to add you to the guest list. Thanks all. Can't wait!
MTM Vegas Party Mostly Distinguished Guest List
1. MTM (beyond pd.)
2. Dusty Wagner (pd.)
3. Mike Mager (pd.)
4. Bryan Vogel (pd.)
5. Dan Semsel (pd.)
6. Dan Kenyon- Guest of Honor (pd.)
7. Eric Albright (pd.)
8. Shawn Childs (pd.)
9. KJ Duke (pd.)
10. Jason Duponte (pd.)
11. Marc Winokur (pd.)
12. Wayne "Hillbilly Class" Edwards (pd.)
13. Matt Shepherd (pd.)
14. Matt Anderson (pd.)
15. Chad Fleming (pd.)
16. Scott Davis (pd.)
17. Rob Giese (pd.)
18. Steve Jupinka (pd.)
19. Jenny Butler & Escort (pd.)
20. Vlad Sedler (pd.)
21. Jody Ryan (pd.)
22. Colin Weatherwax (pd.)
23. Matt Modica (pd.)
24. Jason Anthony (pd.)
25. Lindy Hinkelman
26. Gabe Hinkelman
27. Derek Pierson
28. Doug Roth (pd.)
29. Al Holmes
30. CJ "The Siege" Kaltenbach (pd.)
31. Jay Lyons (pd.)
32. Craig Williams (pd.)
33. Greg "Don't call me, Matt" Lathrop (pd.)
34. Glenn Lowy
35. Dan "The Wardog" DaSilva (pd.)
36. John Pausma (pd.)
37. Paul Sporer (pd.)
38. Scott Jenstad (pd.)
39. Rob Silver (pd.)
40. Anthony Gialde (pd.)
41. Doug Gruber (pd.)
42. Matthew Davis (pd.)
43. Zach Bettencourt (pd.)
44. David Shoup (pd.)
45. Jeff Erickson (pd.)
46. Scott Zeidman (pd.)
47. John Fish (pd.)
48. Dan Holzem (pd.)
So the tradition will continue with my FIFTH installment already out there in Sin City this time on Friday evening the 20th after the completion of most of the live events of the day over at the Park MGM. And I don't want to hear any bullshit excuses about the five minute tram ride over...and God forbid most of you reading this got a little exercise once in a while and walked the mile or so over to the Bellagio from the squalor of the tenement district of the Park MGM. Just do like Tom does and pretend that there will be a hot babe you don't have to pay for with a case of Snickers Bars there waiting for you. That should light a fire under your collective lazy asses! You could also use the next several weeks getting in shape to help make the trek a little easier. Start with maybe the "Buns of Steel" videos and work your way up to a Thigh Master or something. I also heard that Semsel may be setting up his own personal, NFBC Rickshaw service to shuttle you guys back and forth to help out this year. So I am hoping that as many of my fellow fanatics and NFBC brethren will put this on their schedules to join me for a great evening of late night festivities. For all of you who attended last year, a great time was had by all as always. This being Vegas, and with so many of us getting together who really don't get a chance to see each other very often, let alone ever meet in person in the first place, there again needs to be a party worthy of the NFBC and in the true MTM tradition of fun, food, drink, light to medium debauchery which may include but not be limited to a small contingent of some of midwestern prostitutes who will be open to offering Wisconsin Dust Storms to anyone who is game if I can arrange it. Again, I encourage one and all NOT to research into this too much as you may be a bit taken aback about the actual notion of something called "Wisconsin Dust Storms" being available at this party. Maybe I should just settle for Jenny Butler jumping out of a cake.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I do realize that the mere mention of exploiting such a sweet, innocent Ohio girl like fellow NFBC competitor, Jenny Butler, could be construed as terribly un-PC especially given the #metoo era that we are all living in. But rest assured, Jenny is under no pressure or obligation whatsoever to jump out of a cake...wherever this fucked up, deviant, and sexually deranged idea originally came from.
As a matter of fact, I gave her the option of just attending topless, and she chose to go that route instead. And lucky for me. Do you realize the cost of cakes these days, especially human size ones? And let's not forget the legal fees I'd be destined to incur. But I digress...
There will plenty of room to mingle, bullshit, trash-talk, take photos, get draft advice from me, etc. at your leisure for as long as you'd like that evening. There will be music, beverages, cigars, and I'll again have some draft results up on the big screen T.V. for all of us to debate about, especially the MTM Ultimate which will have taken place the week before in NYC. There will again be a full open bar like last year, and a delicious catered spread, so come both thirsty and hungry!
Now as much as I'd love to foot the remaining tab for this little riot, who the fuck do you think I am? David Einhorn?!!
In this rare video from his youth, David Einhorn as a child plays one of his favorite kids games he made up with his neighborhood friends:
"Wheeeee Money!"
But this time next year, it will be all on me in celebration of my great victory and crowning as The People's Champion after I win my first overall Main Event title! [EDITOR'S NOTE: Mike said the same thing last year, and he didn't win jack shit.] So this being said, based on what it ran me last year minus the price of the room, it's only going to be about $100 a head this year all inclusive. I may also add a $25 per head tolerance service fee for all the bullshit that I need to put up with just to make this thing go down without a hitch, including my mood relaxers for dealing with Greg each year.
So if you're planning on being in Vegas this year, and would like to be a part of the festivities, please post your name to this thread. I will then decide if you have my permission and are worthy enough to attend.
So let's get this rolling! I'd like to have about 40 minimum, and we can have as many as 50, so the more the merrier as far as I'm concerned. All are welcome, including significant others if you would like to subject them to this type of torture. I'll be sending out some personal invites via texts and PM's, but let's get things started here.
If you want in, I'm starting to collect fees for this now since I have to leave deposits for the catering etc. You can PayPal or Venmo me the funds to [email protected] or @Michael-Massotto respectively...or feel free to send money to both if you would like.
Nothing like a nice lake view of the fountains from the balcony while you're out smoking a premium cigar and sipping some fine bourbon or scotch?
Anyone else getting excited yet? So who wants in? Please let me know ASAP. I know many of you have been asking me for weeks about this, but I can't remember everyone, so get back to me again. You can PM me, text me, or even DM me via Twitter @MikeMassotto with any questions or if you want me to add you to the guest list. Thanks all. Can't wait!
MTM Vegas Party Mostly Distinguished Guest List
1. MTM (beyond pd.)
2. Dusty Wagner (pd.)
3. Mike Mager (pd.)
4. Bryan Vogel (pd.)
5. Dan Semsel (pd.)
6. Dan Kenyon- Guest of Honor (pd.)
7. Eric Albright (pd.)
8. Shawn Childs (pd.)
9. KJ Duke (pd.)
10. Jason Duponte (pd.)
11. Marc Winokur (pd.)
12. Wayne "Hillbilly Class" Edwards (pd.)
13. Matt Shepherd (pd.)
14. Matt Anderson (pd.)
15. Chad Fleming (pd.)
16. Scott Davis (pd.)
17. Rob Giese (pd.)
18. Steve Jupinka (pd.)
19. Jenny Butler & Escort (pd.)
20. Vlad Sedler (pd.)
21. Jody Ryan (pd.)
22. Colin Weatherwax (pd.)
23. Matt Modica (pd.)
24. Jason Anthony (pd.)
25. Lindy Hinkelman
26. Gabe Hinkelman
27. Derek Pierson
28. Doug Roth (pd.)
29. Al Holmes
30. CJ "The Siege" Kaltenbach (pd.)
31. Jay Lyons (pd.)
32. Craig Williams (pd.)
33. Greg "Don't call me, Matt" Lathrop (pd.)
34. Glenn Lowy
35. Dan "The Wardog" DaSilva (pd.)
36. John Pausma (pd.)
37. Paul Sporer (pd.)
38. Scott Jenstad (pd.)
39. Rob Silver (pd.)
40. Anthony Gialde (pd.)
41. Doug Gruber (pd.)
42. Matthew Davis (pd.)
43. Zach Bettencourt (pd.)
44. David Shoup (pd.)
45. Jeff Erickson (pd.)
46. Scott Zeidman (pd.)
47. John Fish (pd.)
48. Dan Holzem (pd.)