According to Rotoworld, Stanton is now on the Rockies. Imagine the numbers in Colorado.
Giancarlo Stanton went 3-for-4 with three runs batted in on Friday.
Stanton doubled off Franklin Morales in the third to score one, then singled in the ninth to score two. He also scored three runs. The double was Stanton's 27th of the season. He continues to act as a rock in the middle of Colorado's lineup and is hitting .299/.405/.565 with 32 home runs and 92 RBI.
To be fair the post was made at 3:07AM so maybe the writer was half asleep, drinking, or both.