The Fourth Annual Live MTM Super Event: Friday 4/3/15 in NYC

[Quahogs]

We're happy to announce the New York Super is officially SOLD OUT. The tag team of Scott Fleming and Jeff Dobies will take the last spot with Jeff handling the draft LIVE at the Hilton. Great to have you guys on board and great to see this league now SOLD OUT

I think Fleming's getting the shaft. He pays 50% of the cost but gets 0% of Lisa Anne !

[ALL-IN JD]

He told me that he has pre-paid alreadyto have her sit on your lap for twenty minutes and I have instructions to take pictures of the coronary to follow!!

[Baseball Furies]

My favorite thread of any on here, and I don't even play the MTM event.
Maybe some year.
Thank you MTM. Just need to be careful with this one at the office.

Hey Ken, thanks man! Hope to meet you someday. You should make 2016 the year for you to make the trip to NYC for the MTM. We are always open to fresh meat coming into this league.

[Baseball Furies]

He told me that he has pre-paid alreadyto have her sit on your lap for twenty minutes and I have instructions to take pictures of the coronary to follow!!

Jeff, I put the over/under at two minutes for how long Juprinka will last with Lisa Ann. The question is, how does he lose it faster, when Lisa Ann is all over him or all over his draft cheat sheets?



Yup, probably his draft sheets.

[Baseball Furies]

Juprinka in sending his reply confirming his attendance at the post draft festivities today, assured me that in no way would Lisa Anne be a distraction to his drafting process.




Yeah, right! Every time I post one of these pics, Steve has to run into the bathroom and lock the door for two minutes.

[Baseball Furies]

Now just 30 days out until the Fourth Annual Live MTM Super Event, and each day I am working on trying to make this be the event of the weekend...hell both weekends of the NFBC! Hope you boys are ready and come with your "A" Game. Maybe I shouldn't have said come. Anyway, in honor of the countdown to the big night, I will be adding my bold predictions for this event here on a daily basis the rest of the way (hopefully give or take) with a little cream on top by adding a different pic of Lisa Anne each day as well. Maybe I shouldn't have said cream either. Funny thing is, right about now, Thelen is so senile he's getting hungry reading about what I just wrote...thinks it's dessert. So without further ado, here is my first bold prediction for the event:

Bold Prediction #1: NFBC HOF'er Steve Juprinka becomes so incensed at Lisa Ann fondling with his draft sheets and rubbing up against his laptop, that he blurts out in a fit of hysteria that he'd prefer she fondle him instead to be less distracting.

[Quahogs]

Hey Mouth those 38DD's better not get in the way of the draft screen ! All business no pleasure for me.

Then again there's a good chance the draft screen is down anyway.

[76erfan]

Steve if Lisa Ann is strategically placed next to you and is too distracting(guess that means she would be next to me too).....you could borrow Craig Kielinski's three sided wall (remember in AC?) to block her out. There are always solutions to the distractions MtM provides.

[Quahogs]

Steve if Lisa Ann is strategically placed next to you and is too distracting(guess that means she would be next to me too).....you could borrow Craig Kielinski's three sided wall (remember in AC?) to block her out. There are always solutions to the distractions MtM provides.

Ha! Just imagine what he could have built if he ever got there on time !

I think the plan is you take the Anne boob, I'll take the Lisa boob and maybe between us we can draft a 1st place team !

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #2: Aged veteran and last year's champ, Joe Thelen, attends the draft, and later that evening returns to his hotel room. Subsequently, his wife is pleasantly perplexed, as for some inexplicable reason, it's the first time in over 20 years that her husband has not needed Viagra much to her amazement.

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #3: A usual slave to his computer at the draft table, Mike Edelman is again transfixed on his screen throughout the draft, only this time he shirks his spread sheets and is caught watching videos of Lisa Ann in action. When called out about this, he states that it's "field research".

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #4: Eddie Gillis enters the room for the draft, and Lisa Ann's bodyguards immediately pounce, wrestling him to the ground. Order is restored once we convince her that Gillis is actually one of the draft participants and not one of the crazed stalkers who have been after her for years.




Now 27 days out and counting, boys!

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #5: The photographer that I have coming arrives on the scene to again memorialize the event. At least three-quarters of the participants immediately scatter from the draft room in all directions. Juprinka leads the way, and can be heard telling some of his fellow participants how "she'd have my balls if she knew" as he hightails it out the door.




26 Days out and counting...

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #6: Scott Fleming, perfectly content with his co-manager, Jeff Dobies, drafting their entire team (and thereby effectively ending their season at the draft table), spends the draft all over Lisa Ann like hair on a gorilla. It gets so bad at one point, that for the first time in her life, Lisa Ann actually complains about too much saliva being on her body.




25 days out and counting...

[ALL-IN JD]

You are losing your touch bro! You need some better material! You are the only boob I will be paying any attention to!!

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #7: Lisa Ann for some inexplicable reason asks competitor Jeff Dobies out for a night on the town after the draft. His hopes for an evening with her are quickly dashed when he asks, "Just one thing, you're paying, right?"





24 days and counting...

[ALL-IN JD]

Man, Deadheadz has better material than you bro!!

[Quahogs]

MtM BOLD PREDICTION #7 !

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #8: In round one of the draft, for his first pick, Andy Saxton boldly calls out "Carlos Gomez for $15", and is astonished when there is no further bidding. Once the laughter and guffaws die down, Dobies is heard saying, "Since you brought it up, can I borrow $15 for my train fare back to Long Island tonight? Edelman isn't letting me have the tub."




22 days and counting...

[ALL-IN JD]

Oh my God, you are hysterical! Do you write your own material?

Seriously though, try not have a whole tube of hair gel in your doo in NY and don't forget your shine box!!

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #9: Always a big fan of porn, Tom Kessenich can't resist hanging around the draft room trying to get an autograph from Lisa Ann. Problems ensue when he whips out a Sharpie, and his Johnson.




20 days and counting...

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #10: Professional gambler and MTM Super competitor, John Lemke, takes his obsession for laying bets too far. He gambles $100 that he can cop a feel from Lisa Ann and get away with it. He awakens several rounds later into the draft with an ice pack wondering why half of his roster has been auto drafted for him.





19 days and counting...

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #11: Ivy League educated and always cerebral when it comes to just about everything, MTM Super competitor, Marc Perlmutter, enters the draft room for some pre-draft mingling and socializing. About two minutes into his attempted conversation with Lisa Ann, I am forced to block the exit to prevent her from bolting the event due to excessive boredom and "having never been less stimulated in my life".




17 days and counting...

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #12: Dateline, Tuesday, March 17th: In a panic, last year's league champion, Joe Thelen, contacts me to make certain that no photographs of he and Lisa Ann are posted on the internet after the draft for fear of extreme marital repercussions, and I assure him to trust me, and that this will not happen. Dateline, Saturday, April 4th (the day after the MTM Super Event). Headline in the NY Daily News: "Senior pervert caught in love nest with ex-porn star. 70 years of happy marriage down the drain." Wife cannot be reached for comment.




16 days and counting...

[poopytooth]

Always a big fan of porn...

Who isn't?