Some humor to brighten a study filled day

Hard Heads · Post by **Hard Heads** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:35 am

A little old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon when he

sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let

me bite your breasts for $100?"

"Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around,

runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again;

"Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars... Ok just

once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most

perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and

starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them,

burying his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or

not?"

"Nah", says the little old Jewish man... "Costs too much..."

rockitsauce · Post by **rockitsauce** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:32 pm

King of Queens · Post by **King of Queens** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:32 pm

Good thing he was Jewish. Otherwise, the joke wouldn't have made any sense.

King of Queens · Post by **King of Queens** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:38 pm

It was pretty funny, though. My day was brightened.

Hard Heads · Post by **Hard Heads** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:27 am

Originally posted by King of Queens:

Good thing he was Jewish. Otherwise, the joke wouldn't have made any sense. Yeah I thought it was a little offensive, but the stereotype was what made it make sense.